Friday 18 June 2010

My letter to the Royal Mail

Dear Anna,

Please find enclosed my proof of cost price. This is an order for 10 copies of “Vintage Hairstyling”, at £xxxx, each copy therefore costing me £xxxx.

May I take this opportunity to say how dismal I think this system is? Recorded Delivery compensates for up to £41. £27, my retail price, is £14 less.

The moment I heard from my customer what had happened to their book in their hands of the Royal Mail (ie. THIS WAS NOT MY FAULT – IT WAS YOURS!), I sent them a replacement copy. I didn’t wait around for your response (which is just as well – imagine what people would think of my customer care levels if I did. I find it amusing/disappointing that whilst you take a month to respond to me, you give me a deadline of ten working days to provide you with proof).

So the book I sent them, I could’ve sold for £27. Instead, you’re going to refund me £xxxx. I have therefore lost £xxx in potential profit, through no fault of my own.

I don’t expect for one minute that you’ll refund me the cost of posting this replacement copy to him, so in fact, I will have lost money – over something that was, let me put this in capitals, underlined, in italics and in bold to emphasise the point: NOT MY FAULT.

May I thank the Royal Mail for its stellar customer care: for chucking a parcel in a puddle, rendering it useless, and for then offering a level of compensation which doesn’t actually represent the cost, such that small businesses, struggling through a recession, lose money.

I wish you neither kind regards nor best wishes,


Helen.

3 comments:

Retro Model Sari said...

Mail seems to suck in EVERY country :-( wish it would improve like.... EVERYWHERE.

Finding Me said...

What a great way to end your letter.

I hope you get somewhere with your complaint.

Royal mail are rather useless!

Stefanie Valentine said...

Ugh how annoying, let's hope you have a response from them. I too think that that's a great way to end the letter!